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HAGART
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Re: Jokes

Postby HAGART » 02 Sep 2014 20:50

Have you heard of the Vodka diet?
You can lose 3 days in one week!
We all have the wool pulled over our eyes, but turtleneck sweaters are so damn comfortable.

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Re: Jokes

Postby JonSnowLD » 02 Sep 2014 21:13

What happened to the apple pie thief?

...he got taken into custardy :D

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Re: Jokes

Postby Je-Je » 03 Sep 2014 14:41

The son is at the shop and the mom is at home. The son telephones to his mom:

-Son: mom, where are you??

-Mom: I’m at home after doing some shopping, i seem to have forgotten something but I don’t know what??

-Son: Yeah me

-Mom: OH SHIT.
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Re: Jokes

Postby LucidityMaster » 13 Sep 2014 13:55

Anti-theism joke:

Prayer. How to do nothing and still think you are helping.

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Re: Jokes

Postby dreamstudent » 26 Sep 2014 20:16

Sand.

(thats the joke it was funny to the third graders when I was 9 anyway)

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Re: Jokes

Postby buildit » 26 Sep 2014 22:56

Why did the lucid dreamer cross the road?



Because the other five times he tried he didn't make it. :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby HAGART » 27 Sep 2014 00:58

Did you hear about the great performing duo, Lou and Sid?
They perform lucid dreaming for a cheering crowd.

They are so good they can do it with their eyes closed! ;)
We all have the wool pulled over our eyes, but turtleneck sweaters are so damn comfortable.

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Re: Jokes

Postby buildit » 27 Sep 2014 01:16

HAGART wrote:Did you hear about the great performing duo, Lou and Sid?
They perform lucid dreaming for a cheering crowd.

They are so good they can do it with their eyes closed! ;)



:lol: nice.
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Re: Jokes

Postby JDude » 01 Oct 2014 14:28

Here, you wanna join the Pen club? I'll be PEN7 and you can be PEN15.
And all of the members of the Pen club with numbers over 10 get to live on PEN ISLAND when they grow up.

Sorry, I've had that one in me for like, 4 years. I had to get it out. :lol:

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Re: Jokes

Postby Je-Je » 01 Oct 2014 18:02

HEY MAN, YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE A THIRSTY MAN, I WILL GIVE YOU A PUNCH IF YOU CONTINUE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
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