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Story Thread

Posted: 16 Sep 2014 06:14
by Guitar48300
I thought it would be fun to have a story thread on this forum

Rules:
1. One sentence per entry maximum
2. Once you post an entry you can't post again until someone else has
3. If you end the story you must start a new story
4. Don't post anything that will break the forum rules

Ready? Go!


There once was a...

Re: Story Thread

Posted: 16 Sep 2014 06:24
by Goldkoron
bear named Tom.

Re: Story Thread

Posted: 16 Sep 2014 06:30
by Jack Reacher
Who had sexual relations with a child.

Re: Story Thread

Posted: 16 Sep 2014 07:45
by HAGART
Tom The Bear, felt guilty about his actions and looked up to his mentor Smokey for advice and decided....

Re: Story Thread

Posted: 16 Sep 2014 07:48
by Goldkoron
he would become a pedobear, at which point Father Boor exiled Tom from Bearville with a cigarette burn on his bare bottom.

Re: Story Thread

Posted: 16 Sep 2014 07:59
by HAGART
As a masochist, Tom enjoyed is bare bottom burn on is bear coat, but ran off screaming back at Father Boor, "But I am not a pedobear, father. You don't get me! I'm a PANDA BEAR!"



(Smokey, who may come up later, distinguished the cigarette before a forest fire started.)

Re: Story Thread

Posted: 16 Sep 2014 19:35
by Guitar48300
Father Boor responded "Pandas are not technically bears"

Re: Story Thread

Posted: 16 Sep 2014 20:23
by LucidityMaster
Then one nippy night, Tom heard raucous laughter echoing through the vast forest, densely populated by massive oak trees.

Re: Story Thread

Posted: 16 Sep 2014 20:28
by Goldkoron
Tom asked some villagers the next morning about the awful laughter he had heard that night and their response was, "It's probably Freddy."

Re: Story Thread

Posted: 16 Sep 2014 20:38
by PKJacker
Freddy was the drunk of Bearville that had no future in sight that didn't involve more booze and debt.