TYRANNOSAURUS REX - NEW DISCOVERIES

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jasmine2
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TYRANNOSAURUS REX - NEW DISCOVERIES

Postby jasmine2 » 15 Mar 2014 02:09

In the spirit of the "Top 10 List" on David Letterman's TV show, I suggest the following -

"12 Things Archaeologists Have Discovered That Tyrannosaurus Rex Used His Little Arms And Hands For" -

(1) For playing Bongo drums
(2) For hailing a taxi
(3) For tickling Trilobites
(4) For giving a love pat to his sweetie
(5) For changing baby Rex's diapers
(6) For using a tooth brush and dental floss
(7) For row, row, rowing the boat gently down the stream
(8) For shucking oysters
(9) For chucking pumpkins at Brontosauruses
(10) For manipulating a Rubic's cube
(11) For dropping bricks on pesky army ants
(12) For holding the microphone when doing stand-up comedy

Do you have any suggestions for what Tyrannosaurus Rex used his little arms and hands for?

Best wishes - jasmine2

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Re: TYRANNOSAURUS REX - NEW DISCOVERIES

Postby HAGART » 15 Mar 2014 19:20

(13) Spending hours, writhing and contorting, trying to scratch an itch on it's back.
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Re: TYRANNOSAURUS REX - NEW DISCOVERIES

Postby Snaggle » 15 Mar 2014 19:30

(14) Used them to hold a bow and arrows to shoot prey too small and quick for them to catch.
(15) Used them to pull armor from eaten prey out of their teeth.
(16) Used them to communicate with other T Rex with sign language.
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Re: TYRANNOSAURUS REX - NEW DISCOVERIES

Postby HAGART » 16 Mar 2014 21:45

(17) For getting into whiny slap fights with other T-Rexes.
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Re: TYRANNOSAURUS REX - NEW DISCOVERIES

Postby chaosdragoon13 » 16 Mar 2014 21:53

(18) For stretching.
(19) For picking their noses.

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Re: TYRANNOSAURUS REX - NEW DISCOVERIES

Postby taniaaust1 » 23 Mar 2014 00:08

(20) For doing the chicken dance
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Re: TYRANNOSAURUS REX - NEW DISCOVERIES

Postby HAGART » 23 Mar 2014 03:42

(21) For trying to reach down and masturbate.

(While trying to scratch an itch on its back, between periodical slap fights...)
(Sorry for the image you now have in your heads! :) )
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