A lucid dreamer, who's obsessed with lucid dream sex, goes to a psychiatrist. They lay down on the couch and the doctor commences a Rorschach Test. The Dr. shows an ink-blot photo of what appears to be a butterfly and asks the lucid dreamer what it reminds them of. They think long and hard and finally say, "Sex". The Dr. reveals another that seems to be a banana and questions the patient what it reminds them of and again they ponder for a bit and say, "Sex". The psychiatrist then holds up another black and white photo that looks like HAGART. "What does this remind you of?!", the shrink yells. The lucid dreamer calmly replies, "Sex".
Frustrated, the psychiatrist, having made a diagnosis, takes his glasses off, and rubbing his eyes, sighs and explains, "I think you have an obsession with sex."
The lucid dreamer objects, "What do you mean I have the problem? You're the one showing all the dirty pictures!"
If we all lucid dreamed this world would be a better place.