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Re: nesgirl and Summerlander

Postby HAGART » 03 Feb 2015 21:26

Nesgirl's assessment of this thread is now becoming a reality. It has been a little 'porny' recently. It's not hate-bashing though. If it was I would reply to Summerlander and say, "What do you mean an inch? That was just one line so it's more of a millimeter. But I guess to you an extra millimeter makes a huge improvement." But I won't say that. It's mean to him and offensive to others reading.

Sometimes I say things without thinking and I must restrain myself. Otherwise, I might have gone on to say that Summerlander is jealous of Megaman because he has a Miniman. It's rude and lewd, and I won't do that. I could have also went on to say that he's a laughing stock among Smurfs. Good thing I was able to control myself and didn't utter those awful things.

I'm glad I thought twice about it, and refrained from such filthy, offensive garbage. He would have thought I was implying that his idea of protection is a thimble or that he thinks tweezers are a salacious toy. I'm proud I held back and didn't say anything of the sort, keeping this thread clean, intellectual, and respectful for a change.
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Re: nesgirl and Summerlander

Postby Summerlander » 04 Feb 2015 01:59

You are so brutally truthful. You have reduced me to tiny tears. You have pinpricked my inflated ego and chagrined me with your psychoanalysis. My mini-me (the true self) is exposed and dwarfed by the mighty well-endowed MegaFucker. My member is flacid and shrivelled. :mrgreen:

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Re: nesgirl and Summerlander

Postby deschainXIX » 04 Feb 2015 22:41

Lol. What a strange exchange.

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Re: nesgirl and Summerlander

Postby Summerlander » 05 Feb 2015 01:25

Not as strange as what I have come across in the book I am currently reading! If you lived in British-controlled Kenya and wished to join the Mau Mau insurgency against colonialism, you had to undergo quite a hideous process as part of their oath. This involved digging up a corpse, eating its flesh and drinking the "Kaberichia cocktail": a mixture of semen and menstrual blood.

I don't mean to gross anyone out. This is a true story. You can't help but imagine now what that must've been like. I respect you for empathising with those who endured such oath. Not a clever way to persuade the anti-colonial Kikuyu to join the Mau Mau rebellion, I must say... :-D

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Re: nesgirl and Summerlander

Postby DesertExplorer » 05 Feb 2015 02:09

I do imagine this oath. Their guts would be a freaking exploding machine!! But, I can't imagine any who would make it except Hannibal Lecter.

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Re: nesgirl and Summerlander

Postby Summerlander » 05 Feb 2015 15:44

Perhaps the US president's grandfather, Hussein Onyango Obama, who was one of the active protestors in Kenya before its independence in the early '60s...

I'm not sure if he was a Mau Mau recruit, though. If he was, it's top secret. According to his family, he was jailed for two years by the authorities and endured torture.

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Re: nesgirl and Summerlander

Postby deschainXIX » 07 Feb 2015 18:35

So. It appears Obama is a Mau Mau as well as an illuminati and a terrorist.

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Well said.

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Re: nesgirl and Summerlander

Postby DesertExplorer » 07 Feb 2015 19:14

..and Reptilian as well.
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Re: nesgirl and Summerlander

Postby Summerlander » 08 Feb 2015 11:36

And the Antichrist! :mrgreen:

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Re: nesgirl and Summerlander

Postby DesertExplorer » 08 Feb 2015 12:17

Or even Eru Ilúvatar himself!
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