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Re: Jokes

Posted: 02 Sep 2014 20:50
by HAGART
Have you heard of the Vodka diet?
You can lose 3 days in one week!

Re: Jokes

Posted: 02 Sep 2014 21:13
by JonSnowLD
What happened to the apple pie thief?

...he got taken into custardy :D

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Re: Jokes

Posted: 03 Sep 2014 14:41
by Je-Je
The son is at the shop and the mom is at home. The son telephones to his mom:

-Son: mom, where are you??

-Mom: I’m at home after doing some shopping, i seem to have forgotten something but I don’t know what??

-Son: Yeah me

-Mom: OH SHIT.

Re: Jokes

Posted: 13 Sep 2014 13:55
by LucidityMaster
Anti-theism joke:

Prayer. How to do nothing and still think you are helping.

Re: Jokes

Posted: 26 Sep 2014 20:16
by dreamstudent
Sand.

(thats the joke it was funny to the third graders when I was 9 anyway)

Re: Jokes

Posted: 26 Sep 2014 22:56
by buildit
Why did the lucid dreamer cross the road?



Because the other five times he tried he didn't make it. :lol:

Re: Jokes

Posted: 27 Sep 2014 00:58
by HAGART
Did you hear about the great performing duo, Lou and Sid?
They perform lucid dreaming for a cheering crowd.

They are so good they can do it with their eyes closed! ;)

Re: Jokes

Posted: 27 Sep 2014 01:16
by buildit
HAGART wrote:Did you hear about the great performing duo, Lou and Sid?
They perform lucid dreaming for a cheering crowd.

They are so good they can do it with their eyes closed! ;)



:lol: nice.

Re: Jokes

Posted: 01 Oct 2014 14:28
by JDude
Here, you wanna join the Pen club? I'll be PEN7 and you can be PEN15.
And all of the members of the Pen club with numbers over 10 get to live on PEN ISLAND when they grow up.

Sorry, I've had that one in me for like, 4 years. I had to get it out. :lol:

Re: Jokes

Posted: 01 Oct 2014 18:02
by Je-Je
HEY MAN, YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE A THIRSTY MAN, I WILL GIVE YOU A PUNCH IF YOU CONTINUE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT