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Re: Jokes

Posted: 13 Sep 2014 13:55
by LucidityMaster
Anti-theism joke:

Prayer. How to do nothing and still think you are helping.

Re: Jokes

Posted: 26 Sep 2014 20:16
by dreamstudent
Sand.

(thats the joke it was funny to the third graders when I was 9 anyway)

Re: Jokes

Posted: 26 Sep 2014 22:56
by buildit
Why did the lucid dreamer cross the road?



Because the other five times he tried he didn't make it. :lol:

Re: Jokes

Posted: 27 Sep 2014 00:58
by HAGART
Did you hear about the great performing duo, Lou and Sid?
They perform lucid dreaming for a cheering crowd.

They are so good they can do it with their eyes closed! ;)

Re: Jokes

Posted: 27 Sep 2014 01:16
by buildit
HAGART wrote:Did you hear about the great performing duo, Lou and Sid?
They perform lucid dreaming for a cheering crowd.

They are so good they can do it with their eyes closed! ;)



:lol: nice.

Re: Jokes

Posted: 01 Oct 2014 14:28
by JDude
Here, you wanna join the Pen club? I'll be PEN7 and you can be PEN15.
And all of the members of the Pen club with numbers over 10 get to live on PEN ISLAND when they grow up.

Sorry, I've had that one in me for like, 4 years. I had to get it out. :lol:

Re: Jokes

Posted: 01 Oct 2014 18:02
by Je-Je
HEY MAN, YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE A THIRSTY MAN, I WILL GIVE YOU A PUNCH IF YOU CONTINUE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT

Re: Jokes

Posted: 01 Oct 2014 18:32
by buildit
JDude wrote:Sorry, I've had that one in me for like, 4 years. I had to get it out. :lol:


I know the feeling.


I used to be a pianist but the flowers never looked right, so I bought an organ and have tulips on it. :D

Re: Jokes

Posted: 02 Oct 2014 06:39
by HAGART
A lucid dreamer, who's obsessed with lucid dream sex, goes to a psychiatrist. They lay down on the couch and the doctor commences a Rorschach Test. The Dr. shows an ink-blot photo of what appears to be a butterfly and asks the lucid dreamer what it reminds them of. They think long and hard and finally say, "Sex". The Dr. reveals another that seems to be a banana and questions the patient what it reminds them of and again they ponder for a bit and say, "Sex". The psychiatrist then holds up another black and white photo that looks like HAGART. "What does this remind you of?!", the shrink yells. The lucid dreamer calmly replies, "Sex".

Frustrated, the psychiatrist, having made a diagnosis, takes his glasses off, and rubbing his eyes, sighs and explains, "I think you have an obsession with sex."

The lucid dreamer objects, "What do you mean I have the problem? You're the one showing all the dirty pictures!"

Re: Jokes

Posted: 04 Oct 2014 03:09
by buildit
Man goes to the Yogi and asks for the levels of human awareness to be revealed to him. The yogi says, " vivid dream-aware, lucid dream-semi aware, astral projection-fully aware, normal dream - underware".