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Re: Jokes

Posted: 01 Oct 2014 18:32
by buildit
JDude wrote:Sorry, I've had that one in me for like, 4 years. I had to get it out. :lol:


I know the feeling.


I used to be a pianist but the flowers never looked right, so I bought an organ and have tulips on it. :D

Re: Jokes

Posted: 02 Oct 2014 06:39
by HAGART
A lucid dreamer, who's obsessed with lucid dream sex, goes to a psychiatrist. They lay down on the couch and the doctor commences a Rorschach Test. The Dr. shows an ink-blot photo of what appears to be a butterfly and asks the lucid dreamer what it reminds them of. They think long and hard and finally say, "Sex". The Dr. reveals another that seems to be a banana and questions the patient what it reminds them of and again they ponder for a bit and say, "Sex". The psychiatrist then holds up another black and white photo that looks like HAGART. "What does this remind you of?!", the shrink yells. The lucid dreamer calmly replies, "Sex".

Frustrated, the psychiatrist, having made a diagnosis, takes his glasses off, and rubbing his eyes, sighs and explains, "I think you have an obsession with sex."

The lucid dreamer objects, "What do you mean I have the problem? You're the one showing all the dirty pictures!"

Re: Jokes

Posted: 02 Oct 2014 21:45
by nesgirl
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Re: Jokes

Posted: 04 Oct 2014 03:09
by buildit
Man goes to the Yogi and asks for the levels of human awareness to be revealed to him. The yogi says, " vivid dream-aware, lucid dream-semi aware, astral projection-fully aware, normal dream - underware".

Re: Jokes

Posted: 28 Nov 2014 03:28
by HAGART
QUESTION: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

BEST ANSWER: I don't know and I don't care.

Re: Jokes

Posted: 10 Dec 2014 22:52
by HAGART
If you were wondering what the flavour of glass is, I tried eating a piece.
It tastes like blood.

Re: Jokes

Posted: 11 Dec 2014 01:09
by deschainXIX
:lol:

[ Post made via iPhone ] Image

Re: Jokes

Posted: 11 Dec 2014 17:38
by Guitar48300
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted

Re: Jokes

Posted: 11 Dec 2014 18:36
by Je-Je
Math problem: √(20145X^32x125/√(23416)+132a/f(a)+f(a+20))=125X^23g(a)

-How the teacher see it: 2+2

-How the students see it: 去他媽的自己在你他媽的屁股你這個混蛋傢伙

-How the parents see it: GO BACK TO SCHOOL

Re: Jokes

Posted: 10 Jan 2015 01:19
by DesertExplorer
HAGART wrote:If you were wondering what the flavour of glass is, I tried eating a piece.
It tastes like blood.

It is the only that actually made me laugh.