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Bladdered and Dreaming Vividly

Posted: 25 Nov 2013 02:05
by Summerlander
WAKING LIFE

Me and my wife get drunk with friends and I am told, "You'll be having lucid dreams tonight," to which I reply, "I doubt it! I'm wasted now and I reckon I'll be sleeping like a log." We go home, make love, and fall asleep. During the night I get up and use the loo twice. The second time I return to bed and dream vividly...

DREAM 1

Driving with kids. Hard to control the car. Telling kids to put their seatbelts on. Alfred jumping to the front making driving difficult and dangerous. I fling him to the backseat and tell him to strap himself. Lucidity fail: I don't even drive!

DREAM 2

I sleep in a dormitory. Suddenly my bed has been taken over by a group of women. I tell them the bed belongs to me but somehow other residents convince me that the women were right and I am ousted. Lucidity fail.

DREAM 3

I see a brown, hairy, and dirty-looking mammoth piddling like a human being. When the mammoth is done, it starts chasing two men and tries to spray them with its trunk. The men run away. Suddenly, it comes after me. I start running. I run up a steep road and realise I'm not going to make it. Suddenly, it dawns on me that I am dreaming...

To find out what happens in the DILD, go to the Lucid Dreams section and check out "Space Jam Land" ;-)

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